If I Want Exposure, I'll Get My Tits Out (Sleeping in the Fire)

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If I Want Exposure, I'll Get My Tits Out (Sleeping in the Fire)

If I Want Exposure, I'll Get My Tits Out (Sleeping in the Fire)

Price 30,00 €

It all started back in March 2018 when Countess Ablaze received a misogynist proposal. Long story short, first the entitity behind the proposal insulted and demeaned knitters and then they asked for a lot of free stuff and in return the Countess would have gotten exposure. Inspired by this sorry encounter two epic colorways were born - "Shit Tea and Tray Bake" and "If I want exposure, I'll get my tits out.". With these two colors the Countess raised over 3000£ for Women's Aid. You can read the whole story here.

Then something sad and sorry happened. Someone created a knock-off of the If I want exposure, I'll get my tits out colorway. The Countess dealt with the situation with class and the Tits Out Collective was born. The Countess asked indie dyers dye their own versions of the colorway and do some good. Over 300 dyers, designers and notion makers jumped in the bandwagon.

For the Tits Out Collective I created a five mini skein set of semisolid colors - electric violet, hot pink, bright yellow, dark purple and a sort of a dark magenta. I will donate 4 euros per set to Transgender Support Center. The yarn is our yummy Merino Sock Twist - a 80/20 blend of superwash merino and nylon with a high twist. Each mini skein is 20 grams and has 73 metres > total 100 grams and 365 metres.

We're vending at Jyväskylä Knit Fest (July 5th - July 8th). If you want to pick up your set at the festival just choose pick up as the delivery method and leave me a note so I'll know to bring your set with me.

Availability
23 pcs

Merino Sock Twist
80/20 superwash merino/nylon
high twist yarn
5x20g, 5x73m > 100g/365m

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We take great care in photographing our products but please note that the exact shade of color may vary from screen to screen. Different dyelots have minor variations. If you are making a multi-skein project please order all the skeins you need at the same time. This way we can ensure that the skeins are from the same dyelot.

Shipping.

Finland.

Orders are shipped via Itella/Posti. Flat rate shipping costs are 6,90 euros (excl. clubs). We can ship your order to the nearest post office or SmartPost. You will get a text message notification once your order has arrived and is ready to be picked up. Please take your driving licence/passport/identification card with you as Itella won't release your packet unless you present some form of official identification document. Itella keeps the packets for 7 days and after that time period the packet is returned to us. This shipping method comes with tracking information which we will provide to you once your order has been shipped. Please double-check that the shipping information you give to us is correct. If you want your order via Matkahuolto or R-kioski (Ärrä-paketti) please contact us before placing your order.

Rest of the world.

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You can also pick up your order (Helsinki/Vallila or Helsinki/Pitäjänmäki). Choose “pick-up” as the delivery method. We will contact you to arrange the time and date for your pick up. You can also pick up orders at any of the coming events we are participating. Event canlendar can be found here.

Ordering both in stock items and dyed to order items.

If you order both in stock items and dyed to order items your whole order will be shipped once your dyed to order items are ready. If you order a yarn club and any other item(s) these other items will be shipped with your first club order. If you want the other item(s) quicker please make two separate orders, one for the yarn club and another for the other item(s).

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Payment options.

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At events (pop ups, craft fairs, knitting retreats and other evens) you can pay with card (debit/credit) or cash.

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If you have a discount code please use it during checkout. Discounts can’t be applied afterwards.

Returns.

You can return your order within 14 days of receiving your order. All items must be in their original condition. Yarn clubs are not eligible for returns. Cancel your order via email. We pay the return shipping costs when you use the shipping method we have chosen. You’ll get detailed instructions via email. If you live in Finland please don’t use payment on receipt delivery method (=postiennakko) as we will not accept those returns. We will pay returning shipping costs only when the order is cancelled via email.

Wrong, missing or faulty items.

If we accidentally send you something you didn’t order or your order is missing an item/items or your item(s) is faulty please contact us via email asap. We will send the right products/replacements asap with no additional cost to you.

Contact information.

lanitiumexmachina@gmail.com